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Additional Minnesota Viking Commentary

The Vikings were born into the NFL as a Metal Ox.  2009 is the age of the ox.  The Chinese calendar uses a 12 year cycle, much like our year has twelve months.  Each year aligns by a different characteristic.  Each of these years are represented by the Rat, Tiger, Dragon, Horse, Monkey, Dog, Ox, Rabbit, Snake, Sheep, Rooster and Pig.  For example, the year 2012 is the year of the dragon, whereas the greatest threat known to humanity occurred under the age of the Metal Tiger.      

The Vikings were born into the NFL as a Metal Ox.  This age lasted from February 15, 1961 to February 4th, 1962.  Maybe our spawn within this age helps to explain the success of the Minnesota Vikings in our inaugural game versus the Chicago Bears.  At the time, there was no explanation for this occurrence.  Today, we now find ourselves within age of the Earth Ox.  This age shall last from January 26, 2009 to February 13, 2010.  This age shall encompass our entire 2009 season ... including playoffs.  What does history hold in store for us.  Only time will tell.

Brick Wall!
Peterson ... Bam!  AD ... Crash!  Adrian ... Brick Wall!  A great deal of respect for our staff but it was if a young child was just told that the Queen was the most powerful piece.  The kid just can't keep their hand off that piece, moving it all over the board, from here to there, like it meant something.  The result was predictable and a complete waist of our most powerful resource.  It was like taking candy from a baby!  Shooting fish in the barrel!  It was almost like watching a 3 year old running down the street holding onto himself.  Didn't your mom rap you on the hands for doing this?  Put your hands out ... bad ... berry, berry bad!  Your penance ... AD 92 yards.   You fell for the propaganda hook, line and sinker.       

The game changes upon establishing the keys ... the first with absolutely no result.  Kleinsasser ... no gain.  The role is called ... BB, Harvin, Syd ... now you're on the move.  Chelor Slash!.  Chelor Dash!  Chelor Gash!  The threat of a simple bit of misdirection and everything, and I mean everything opens up.  What Chelor actually gains is completely irrelevant ... he's too important to resist.  Resist and your own peril!  Shank TD!  

What follows ... it was like watching them stepping into a warm tub ... and opening their veins.  Game over!  

Stack your power!~

The Viking Ghost Writer
Date: September 20, 2009

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